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ytd when working… saw this shit tat i  broke during wk repair lao..waaaa finally hehe..
then when i free i 不LÏåø… go ask the full-time hw much is the repair

me: the metal thing i broke… hw much is the repair?

full-timer: u guess lar…

me:less then $100

full-timer:No..

me:smile & ans back dunno lay, how much??

full-timer:$5K arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

me:WTF… i dun wan to wash pool lao

friend say: go sell pi gu also cannot gib back

me:-_-""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

• ytd wake up in the morning gong gong lolz
• went Bedok check-up for the Medical Report
• went TP submit all the Enrolment forms and all doc they wan mi to photocopy
• fexed the Deferment letter to CMPB the day be4 ytd already
• met ah ming
• then knw my class(M706) and Lecture already
• then went ask for Timetable
• everything all hv le…they said can start sch on monday..
• waaa so happy….
• met my HNitec friends at TP for lunch
• then perry told mi to call CMPB double check
• CMPB told mi to go there personally
• go there waaa soooo far…………reach there le

the staff say:
not eligible for deferment

mz go NS

gib mi letter told mi to gib to TP for reserve a place in the course

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haiz….

我不是hip-hop kaki

可是我要借用hip-hop的能力

來讓你了解我的心情

我不是ＸＸＸ

但是我想讓你知道

我的turbo也很夠力

所以 我要你站在這裡

惦惦坐下來 聽我rap完這首歌曲

我是麻坡人 住在wetex 對面一條小路走進去

裡面有很多海南auntie 可是沒有kopi

這個地方不會很大 一個小小的市區

從大馬路到六馬路 再加上Jalan Khalidi

外地人來到麻坡 覺得好像很有趣

因為麻坡的語氣 西北夠力

西北有力 標新立異 又參很多東西

這個地方除了三大民族再加上Mangkali

還有世界各地的外勞都會聚集在這裡

附近很多工業區 禮拜的時候很夠力

這些外勞都會全部一起擠來市區

去爬樓梯ＸＸ 去買盜版VCD

不然就是抱來抱去 做ＸＸ事情

你會聽到很多聲音 很多不同的發音

他們的樣子有些還長的 有一點geli

但是最具代表性 還是麻坡的華語

因為麻坡人的講話 西北夠力

麻坡的華語 我感覺西北滿意

你不爽 我乎你看我ＸＸＸＸ

我不喜歡扮正經 我覺得我很煞氣

因為我 嘴巴講的就是麻坡人的華語

這裡生活很簡單 有空就去拉kopi

Tanjung喂老猴還有麻橋可以釣魚

麻坡很少Taxi 可是有很多auntie

抱住baby 在喂他喝奶奶

我帶你去Disco 有一粒一粒的東西

你吃下去 我包你搖到 三更半眠

還可以第二天早上 直接去吃燒米

還可以順便去Tanjung跟老人打太極

語言沒有標準性 只有地方性

我不相信 你很了解這個道理

不然為什麼去KL 學人家講廣府話

就以為自己真的真大支 (我Ｘ你啊)

要看得起自己 要對得起良心

不要害怕自己的文化 沒有定義

潮州粿條 福建炒蝦面

這就是我們的style 我們的定義

大聲講出來 這就是麻坡的華語

麻坡的華語 我感覺西北滿意

你不爽 我乎你看我ＸＸＸＸ

我不喜歡扮正經 我覺得我很煞氣

因為我 嘴巴講的就是麻坡人的華語

如果你來到這裡 不要覺得很神奇

因為你會看到西北多Wira 駕來駕去

這不是沒有創意 只是Wira 便宜

要換車 還比較容易賣出去

這就是我們的實際 這就是我們的道理

而且這是 我們表現愛國的心意

不要隨便懷疑 不要躲來躲去

聽清楚 我就是在講你

晚上超過11點 還有一個奇景

你會看到很多阿瓜站在路邊跟你beng kiss

他們穿到很sexy 因為要做你生意

可是有些腿粗到 可以去踢Penati

他們有ＸＸＸ 加上兩個ＸＸＸ

有些阿瓜他的ＸＸ 甚至還會ＸＸ

如果你停下來 他們會跟你講價錢

如果你不要 他還會笑你無籽

你說我ＸＸ ＸＸ 你才ＸＸＸＸＸＸ

這個小地方就是靠華人建立

如果你很了不起 就不要只會泡茶奶

要我講你利害 去Parit Baker 做家具

麻坡的華語 我感覺西北滿意

你不爽 我乎你看我ＸＸＸＸ

我不喜歡扮正經 我覺得我很煞氣

因為我嘴巴講的就是麻坡人的華語

YTD the TP call mi.. told mi to go poly in the morning at 9am BUT i wake up at 12pm WORST  still rolling on my bed..diao..-_-""""..haha .. gong gong sia… still slowly tak shower and eat lunch..omg haha..still can chat in msn with ong and 1 more guy(4gt lao)
But in the end still gt go lar.. reach Tamp interchange at 3pm then go Tamp mall toilet saw Nitec friend (haha haven receive NS letter) then on the way saw OAC ppl but nv call them lar very late le run for the bus "69" reach TP at 4pm
there damm BIG man.. the sch.. waaa lost arrr cant find the admin..in the end found it but still sms perry and ming for HELP cos tat staff dam attitude problem  when writting the form using the com… tat chee bai ask her for help she say mz charge mi money waa…damm it u go HONG GAN arrr…But thx to Ming 4 the HELP.he gt pei mi cos i nt sure the place.. But perry..he =fei jie= already arrr..lolz..

so many thing to write and sign tml still need to wake up in the morning sianzzzz…and go check up arrrrr…. so boring!!!

wau lau eh…2day wake up in the morning gong gong sia…cos my hp keep on ringing…usually sleep till the damm hot sun wake mi up.. damm tulan  ppl ring mi in the morning usually nv ans but this time… i dun knw y i gong gong go ans..  bo bian tooo gong lao.. WAAAAAA a call from TEMASEK poly… i was like finish a shot of Espresso.. super AWAKE.. They said i might hv a place for mi to study… told mi to go there tml morning but i though lesson start lao.. dun knw lar they ask a lot of thing.. i still gong gong ans them..

25/04/2007 is my jie 8th Birthday… Buy a little present for her.. haha she like it alot everyday play..i dun knw hw to bao the present i anyhw….

soon pian practice my photoshop waaa sian dun knw hw to use ImageReady..who knw teach mi…

OMG must reach Golden Mile Complex at 7am but we still at hougang… i , ah jing, Huat and Chi Wei….WE MISS THE BUS walao siao lao…

Tak taxi from Hougang to Tuas Checkpoint i think i set a record i dun dare to break again
The taxi driver  kan ni na bei chao chee bai ..dun knw the road said knw… then in the end ask hw to go.. walao.. damm tulan.. anywae lucky  huat friends tell the bus uncle to wait at Tuas..
pay $29.40 + huat left his breakfast in the taxi.. the taxi driver earn big big still gt free breakfast.. waaaaaa sian arrrr…haha

Weather there.. damm shiokzz and i cant believe tt its sooooooo cold until cant c our hotel..

A lot ppl go there bring a lot of money lor.. go there chong casino… there’s around 15 ppls go  GENTING.. i only knw jing and huat.. the rest r huat friend from police.. nvm go there knw new ppl

1st day all ppl chong casino all the way…
i dun knw y.. everyone can go in to the casino BUT only Ah Jing can’t.. i think Ah Ong is rite.. he tooo cute lao lar.. even huat friends said so.. i came out pei Jing go walk walk then at Coffee Bean wait till dinner.. BUt then when we tried to look for the rest.. Jing try to go in again..haha this time can waaaa..  because of him i start to play… and i lost 100++RM play till 8++pm then go eat

Very surprise no 1 knw this place.. i bring them go there eat man.. FOOD IS dam NICE !!!!!!!!!! and super cheap..cheaper then the food in the hotel and singapore also..i hate go shopping in hotel and eat there.. only go there hv fun and play..haha

Eat so many + beer = only 100RM haha so dam cheap.. eat till very full man haha

At nite go chong.. haha.. the disco nt so happing at 1st.. but nt bad in the end…

2nd day chong theme park all the way haha.. damm shiokzz

Mi and jing still eat ice-cream even is dam cold..
cold fight cold =  cool~… haha

Last day on the way to the bus we brought pizza
eat as lunch

We toooo HIGH lao..

HAPPY BDAE GUO YAO.. Realli enjoy ur chalet man.. CANT BELIEVE SO MANY PPL CAME.. HAHAHA..WAAAAAA…….. YOUR 21 BDAY SO HAPPENING…..*jealous…..

very happy to c old friend again.. sec sch friend and nitec friend again

happy to c u all again haha..

gou yao nitec friend

sec sch friend

cake war

BDay boy

gou yao i nv win money tat day lar.. i use the money to share with ah ying, boon, jing and qi to buy present 4 u haha.. hope u like it

Today early in the morning call singtel MIO Hotline for help cos my papa say the FAX is not working.. walao i 4got the check when he do the installation.. sian call the whole morning no one answer the phone.. singtel services sux arr…

i giv up.. call ICA to ask my passport can use or not cos my passport.. expiry is 01/09/2007.. going malaysia this coming 20th.. call ask.. they said cannot.. need at less 6month.. they said my passport 10years le need to change a new 1 and is $80… waaaa so ex arr.. search my passport for 3hour or more.. cant find it.. siao lao.. ask my mame, i kana scolded by her but she gt help mi find lar..in the end is at my papa drawer.. wa lau whey y is there man..

on the way to ICA building i saw this.. haha.. hai yo no place to park car arr..this car idol liao..even the officer tak photo

change nw passport Q like siao arr so many ppl man.. like gt big sale arr..pay by NET is $70, cash is $80 walao lost my NET card tat day, where i put man..die die pay cash sia..

Ah Huat kana accident tat day when driving bike to meet mi go apply poly.. waaa i stun when he call mi.. very happy his alright ar.. If nt this fri no chalet le gt nw event by huat le haha (touch wood touch wood)

sian in the end nv go poly i went hme look for my NET card till nw cant find it… very angry go buy 4D(bike number) 1st ar.. when the Q is going my turn… close.. walao..dun care i sure buy de nxt day.. Die Die oso muz buy..

YTD sian lost $13 at plaza.. nv play number ball be4 1st time play.. kana own by  Ah Jing  and Huat.. super sian… i all the way foul lor.. play 50cent only  can lost till $13 i play until beri pek sek ar.. haha.. when wan to go 805 there eat, we saw Si Ting.. she work at  804 clinic man..WOW.. at 1st siew cheng wk there.. then Si Ying.. diao.. NOW HER haha.. dun knw which familiar face will be nxt ar..
nv c her so long loa… getting more and more chio le!!!=D

happy to c her again haha

thur(05-04-2007) is ready a big bz day..so dam tired arr.. sleep half way my papa call mi up ask mi to type document for him… walao.. dam tulan always last min..ALWAYs sia.. When i on my laptop, i more TULAN my laptop sot again.. haaaaaaaa wan lian my laptop haven wake up ar.. i sian lao.. dun care went back to sleep..then my mame kept on calling mi ask mi to quickly type..till i tulan.. walao early in the morning tulan so many time.. then i try unit nt mad is crazy ar still cannot wk..dun care go eat breakfast.. when i went back to wake up my laptop i saw my papa using internet looking at the SGX.. waa my laptop dun giv mi face arr..dun care finish typing my papa doc then go wk ar..

when i wan to leave the house a guy from singtel came to install the mio.. i stun lor.. my papa nv said lor…worse no one was at home lor..the guy kan ni na bei chao chee bai nv call be4 come..  if i left hw?.. do u knw i need to pay if come 2nd time..walao BEST.. he say jz need 30min but in the end more then 1h.. i hv Firefox dun use he go use IE then lag go change back to firefox dun knw wat he doing sia.. i dun wan to ask anything much jz wan him to leave..

in the end i rush to work ar…haha early in the morning so many stunt..tat day wk hot hot sunny day sia..and gt lesson so many kids..cannot eat snake..sian

After wk i gt class BBQ at east coast (D44 near carpark D).. reach there aT 1140PM the BBQ dame fun arr.. walao last min perry, jo, ah ming the group nv go.. sian lor put mi =fei jie=.. walao class BBQ nv giv face..i after work still go ley.. luckly still hv chee chee, alan,and friend from 1st sem gt go.. go there learn a nw game dame fun ar i will sure play again these coming gou yao chalet..AT 1st  nv kana drink(whisky), i make Jia Hao drink then lor when 2nd round come walao i kana K.O by Hun Yan all the way.. i drunk le lor haha.. luckly i hv  driver  chee chee haha thx for driving mi hme(go off at 4am reach hme at 530am)…. ready Realli enjoy tat day haha fun man.. make nw friend haha they dam friendly..
put the name here:siew ping, kelvin, Vfish Lai, WeiChiang.. well the rest dun knw hw to spell sorry..